In the starkest example of Congressional curmudgeonry since Ted Stevens told us about the series of tubes, Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Flyover state) announced this week that, although he has never used an ATM, he does buy his own groceries and therefore knows about the holograms.
The holograms, you know, those things on the products that the colored fella at the grocery store scans with the red laser. He’s not out of touch!